Lines from the Three Stooges shorts


Mrs Mildew: "We have a lovely student body."

Moe: "Yeah, yours wouldn't be to bad, either, if you took off about 20 pounds!"

Moe: "Why can't a chicken lay a loaf of bread?"

Curly: "Cause she ain't got the crust!"

Moe: "Have you heard of a V 5?"

Larry: "What's that a new car?"

Moe: "No, it's an old sock!" (Moe slaps Larry in the face.)

Curly: "I had to quit working at the bakery."

Sarah: "Why?"

Curly: "Oh I got sick of the dough and go on a loaf!"

Curly: "You told me to go to the red light, did you?"

Moe: "Yeah."

Curly: "Well that red light was on the bus going to Boston."

Prof. Quackenbush: "If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar. How many dollars do you have?"

Larry: "One dollar."

Prof. Quackenbush: "You don't know your arithmetic."

Larry: "You don't know my father!"


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